he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
