in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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