I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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