I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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