The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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