dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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