No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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