I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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