You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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