Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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