I'm drive I can fine osifer
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
