sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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