Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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