PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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