Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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