Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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