My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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