You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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