So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
A+ Viking dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
