cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas