Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.