Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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