You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize