some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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