2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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