awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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