Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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