Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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