It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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