therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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