Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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