he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
