I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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