Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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