she looked like the bat from fern gully.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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