so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
zippers are such a cool invention
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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