She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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