i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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