All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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