its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Couch. On fire.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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