dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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