fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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