I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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