dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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