Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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