shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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