see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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