your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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