Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He has the fingertips of a God
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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