She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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