third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You are the jesus of drinking
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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