Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
should my penis look like a turkey
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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