we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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