I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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