i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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