I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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